MS: Thank you for not using our products

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(Via KFG) I just can't resist a poke at Windows, especially when I'm using it all day long.

Outlook Express flaw speeds hacking - Tech News - CNET.com

"Outlook Express ships with every Windows system, or rather as part of IE, so it's on every system. But unless it is configured to receive mail, you are not at risk," said Scott Culp, manager for Microsoft security response.

KFG adds: Please also note that, in the 2.1 release of Microsoft SpiceRackā„¢, the jar labeled "Black Pepper" is, in fact, filled with jellied gasoline and razor-sharp needles. Naturally, you shouldn't experience any deleterious effects from the pepper as long as it is never opened or used under any circumstance.

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