Thanks for the Help, Microsoft

This is the current status of the help window for Microsoft Excel 2008 for Mac this morning. Look, I know sometimes web servers go down, SQL databases hiccup, etc. But really, couldn't you have a more graceful failure mode than this? Say, maybe, rolling back to good-old "offline" help pages?

Not a good outcome. And not helping me with my financial modeling.

(I was able to switch it to offline help manually... but how is a user supposed to know that?)