Can-yonn-er-ooo! I used to want the Canyonero (of Simpson's fame) but now for my runs to the big blue room I'll take the Maximog, a 20 foot long, 6 ton SUV that gets about 9 miles to the gallon - and has 123 gallon fuel capacity. Don't try to fill that up in Europe without taking a bank loan.
For the James Bond type, accessories include a trailer with office, kitchen and washroom, a jet boat that does 0-60 in 4 seconds, remote unmanned aerial drone, and motorcycle.
Seriously, anyone who buys one of these should be sent with a toothbrush to scrub oil off seagulls and otters at the next big oil spill.
