Top 5 Signs Your Apartment Walls Are Too Thin

From the home office, in Union Square:
5. You say "bless you" -- when your next door neighbor sneezes
4. The TV keeps getting drowned out by the vacuum upstairs.
3. You know when your neighbors argue. And laugh. And whisper.
2. The dog upstairs sounds like Dumbo the Elephant at play, dragging a chain back and forth.
1. Alarm clocks wake you up three times in one morning... but you don't own one.